Things I Imagine My Roommate Hates About Me
We share a dorm room. A very small dorm room. We were randomly matched to live our lives together in this cube.
- •That I listen to audiobooks out loud to fall asleepI'd be annoyed too though tbh
- •That I drinkshe doesn't drink for moral reasons? her southern baptism is very in my face
- •I throw my trash in "her" trash can when mine is fullShe is mean to me and this gives me small satisfaction
- •I sometimes use her mugsI also get satisfaction from this
- •That I interact with the male speciesPremarital sexual activity is frowned upon
- •That I'm biI haven't told her this but I imagine she would hate it. She refuses to watch orange is the new black because it's "weirds her out"
- •I watch too much tvI'm somehow always watching tv when she comes home. I promise I fucking read mate and study and shit. Im social I swear
- •That I sometimes come home later than like 9She makes a real show of being annoyed by this
- •All of my friends