Conversation Topics My 7-Year-Old Son Has Initiated With Me This Summer

  1. 1.
    Something something Minecraft
  2. 2.
    Sparing eggs or piggiewidgets or something else Pokemon Go
  3. 3.
    Numbers 1 and 2, repeatedly
  4. 4.
    What's inside of boys' balls and why
  5. 5.
    It's funny that your own farts don't smell that bad
  6. 6.
    Why he prefers to be grown-up Anakin Skywalker over kid Anakin Skywalker this Halloween
  7. 7.
    How it's SO STUPID that Star Wars Lucky Charms don't taste as good as the regular Lucky Charms
  8. 8.
    See number 3
  9. 9.
    So much number 3
  10. 10.
    The hilarity than ensues when you fart in the pool