1. Something something Minecraft
  2. Sparing eggs or piggiewidgets or something else Pokemon Go
  3. Numbers 1 and 2, repeatedly
  4. What's inside of boys' balls and why
  5. It's funny that your own farts don't smell that bad
  6. Why he prefers to be grown-up Anakin Skywalker over kid Anakin Skywalker this Halloween
  7. How it's SO STUPID that Star Wars Lucky Charms don't taste as good as the regular Lucky Charms
  8. See number 3
  9. So much number 3
  10. The hilarity than ensues when you fart in the pool