THINGS MY BOYFRIEND SAYS WHILE SLEEP WALKING
So many nights I wake up to Greg sleep walking/talking/gesturing. At first I thought "I must save him from himself," but now I think "let's keep this conversation going/please don't kill me in your sleep..."
- •"I have to turn off the 4th machine. I have to turn off the 4th..."While running towards the bedroom door and yanking it open, only to then turn around and stare at me.
- •"I'll save you!"Oh shit. What do I need saving from? Are there spiders in the bed?!
- •"Are you ready?"Ready for what.... Dear god ready for what?!
- •"I'm dead"Said while he himself places a pillow in front of his face. I can't.