THINGS MY BOYFRIEND SAYS WHILE SLEEP WALKING

So many nights I wake up to Greg sleep walking/talking/gesturing. At first I thought "I must save him from himself," but now I think "let's keep this conversation going/please don't kill me in your sleep..."
  1. "I have to turn off the 4th machine. I have to turn off the 4th..."
    While running towards the bedroom door and yanking it open, only to then turn around and stare at me.
  2. "I'll save you!"
    Oh shit. What do I need saving from? Are there spiders in the bed?!
  3. "Are you ready?"
    Ready for what.... Dear god ready for what?!
  4. "I'm dead"
    Said while he himself places a pillow in front of his face. I can't.