A FEW SHOES I'VE LOVED
Some might call my love affairs a problem. (Haters, advert your gaze.) Shoe lovers understand. Let me count the ways I adore some kicks in my footwear museum ...
- •Matchsticks Heels 🔥We became lovers before Louboutin entered my life. True Cinderella transformation when I first stepped into you. People stopped, commented, asked for a closer look, took photos of us together. You are a work of art and we had a good run. I haven't forgotten you; just taking a break. If you keep your satin, we both keep our sanity
- •One-night stand 💫My friend insisted we meet. Lace, mesh, sequins, leather--you had a lot going on. We only shared one night, but what a night it was
- •Spring fling w/ Swirly satin sling 🌀You colorful, delicate delight I treasured for a season. An intense, bright romance that couldn't last
- •The Perfect Sandal 💯Perfect combo of supersexy & totally comfortable. I want you in every color. For now, these three Tributes keep me happy in brown, silver, and patent orange (go Giants!)
- •Sueded Studs 🔘You might be old, but you hug my calves just right
- •Real rainboots ☔️Nothing better for when it's wet
- •Booty calls 👢Not sure if my two pair (silver hardware; rose gold) know about each other yet. Good w/jeans or dresses. Practical for tromping around a city. Both workhorses resoled and reheeled. Worth every penny👢
- •In Chains ⛓Hot in a way I can't explain
- •Cork 🍷Perfect for work and play. So apropos for wine events
- •Grey patent pumps 👣We go out every once in a while. You always make me feel really high. You're kinda rigid tho and I can't walk after we hang. No more than once a week, k?
- •Rock stud stilettos 🎶You're only rock 'n' roll and I like it
- •Snappy & Strappy 🎉You're fun for the right night. Together we turn heads; both women and men admire you ...
- •Candyswirl shoes 🍥You clash with just about everything in my world but I still like to wear you every once a while. Totally impractical, totally adorable
- •Abusive relationshipOnly been with you a couple times but you always leave me black and blue
- •Sparkle ✨We only get together for special occasions but you always dazzle
- •Three black booties ✔️✔️✔️My faithful go-to bad boys go with everything. You're super chill, never give me a hard time, and walk with me for miles
- •These are a few of my favorite shoes!Yes, I'm a shoe whore. Sue me