A FEW SHOES I'VE LOVED

Some might call my love affairs a problem. (Haters, advert your gaze.) Shoe lovers understand. Let me count the ways I adore some kicks in my footwear museum ...
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    Matchsticks Heels πŸ”₯
    We became lovers before Louboutin entered my life. True Cinderella transformation when I first stepped into you. People stopped, commented, asked for a closer look, took photos of us together. You are a work of art and we had a good run. I haven't forgotten you; just taking a break. If you keep your satin, we both keep our sanity
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    One-night stand πŸ’«
    My friend insisted we meet. Lace, mesh, sequins, leather--you had a lot going on. We only shared one night, but what a night it was
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    Spring fling w/ Swirly satin sling πŸŒ€
    You colorful, delicate delight I treasured for a season. An intense, bright romance that couldn't last
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    The Perfect Sandal πŸ’―
    Perfect combo of supersexy & totally comfortable. I want you in every color. For now, these three Tributes keep me happy in brown, silver, and patent orange (go Giants!)
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    Sueded Studs πŸ”˜
    You might be old, but you hug my calves just right
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    Real rainboots β˜”οΈ
    Nothing better for when it's wet
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    Booty calls πŸ‘’
    Not sure if my two pair (silver hardware; rose gold) know about each other yet. Good w/jeans or dresses. Practical for tromping around a city. Both workhorses resoled and reheeled. Worth every pennyπŸ‘’
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    In Chains β›“
    Hot in a way I can't explain
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    Cork 🍷
    Perfect for work and play. So apropos for wine events
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    Grey patent pumps πŸ‘£
    We go out every once in a while. You always make me feel really high. You're kinda rigid tho and I can't walk after we hang. No more than once a week, k?
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    Rock stud stilettos 🎢
    You're only rock 'n' roll and I like it
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    Snappy & Strappy πŸŽ‰
    You're fun for the right night. Together we turn heads; both women and men admire you ...
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    Candyswirl shoes πŸ₯
    You clash with just about everything in my world but I still like to wear you every once a while. Totally impractical, totally adorable
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    Abusive relationship
    Only been with you a couple times but you always leave me black and blue
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    Sparkle ✨
    We only get together for special occasions but you always dazzle
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    Three black booties βœ”οΈβœ”οΈβœ”οΈ
    My faithful go-to bad boys go with everything. You're super chill, never give me a hard time, and walk with me for miles
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    These are a few of my favorite shoes!
    Yes, I'm a shoe whore. Sue me