For the uninitiated, migraines are the worst. Headaches can be bad, but migraines are absolutely debilitating. Here's the wild ride 🎒through the mind of a migraineur πŸ€•
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    Oh. My. God.
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    Why is time so loud? ⏰⏳
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    Why is everything so freaking loud? πŸŽ™πŸ“ž
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    Shut up. 🎻🎧☎️
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    The light hurts πŸ’‘
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    Turn out the lights πŸ•Ά
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    Please God. Make it stop.
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    Kill me now. πŸ’€
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    Maybe I need water. Or caffeine β˜•οΈ
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    Must lie down πŸ›Œ
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    Drugs πŸ’‰πŸ’Š
    Should I take Tylenol, Advil, or triptans? Why do they make this shit child proof? Don't the manufacturers know I'm in no state to deal with their infernal packaging? Not cool.
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    Nothing is working.
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    Must vomit 🚽
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    Vomited the meds. Need more. πŸ’ŠπŸ’ŠπŸ’Š
    But which?
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    Pain worse. OWWW! How could it get worse????
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    Who put this vice on my head? Why are they squeezing so hard? Are they trying to extract my brains? πŸ—œ
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    There is no vice. Maybe I need a vice. Then I could smash out the pain. πŸ”©
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    Where is a sledgehammer? πŸ”¨
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    I would give anything for an ice pick. ⛏
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    Why do I not possess ANY deadly weapons? πŸ”«
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    Sword? πŸ—‘
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    A Knife! πŸ”ͺ Could I knife the evil out?
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    I want to pull out ALL my hair. From the roots. Maybe that would fix this. πŸ’‡
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    Does anyone perform lobotomies anymore?
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    How about electroshock therapy? Would that work? πŸ’₯⚑️
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    Why does the devil hate me so? πŸ‘Ί
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    Hate. My. Life. πŸ’£
    I hate everyone and everything.
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    I would do anything to not be feeling this right now.
    Literally ANYthing.
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    If there was a red button next to me, one that I could push to extinguish my life, I would push it in a heartbeat. πŸ•ΉπŸš¨πŸ“ŒπŸ“
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    I don't want to exist if I have to feel like this.
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    I. Want. To. Die. ☠
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    Migraines suck. πŸ’© Triptans are a godsend. Can't imagine a time before 1993, when things like Immetrix and Maxalt became available. Easy to see why people were branded witches or called hysterics. Migraine episodes are THAT violent and horrible.
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    Don't recommend going to ER if uninsured. Bill for MRI, IV fluids, and pain meds the one time I did? Over $30k. Just recently paid that mofo off.
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    Coming soon to a list near you: Things to love about the American medical system!