A MIGRAINE (FEELS LIKE ...)

For the uninitiated, migraines are the worst. Headaches can be bad, but migraines are absolutely debilitating. Here's the wild ride 🎒through the mind of a migraineur πŸ€•
  1. β€’
    Oh. My. God.
  2. β€’
    Why is time so loud? ⏰⏳
  3. β€’
    Why is everything so freaking loud? πŸŽ™πŸ“ž
  4. β€’
    Shut up. 🎻🎧☎️
  5. β€’
    The light hurts πŸ’‘
  6. β€’
    Turn out the lights πŸ•Ά
  7. β€’
    Please God. Make it stop.
  8. β€’
    Kill me now. πŸ’€
  9. β€’
    Maybe I need water. Or caffeine β˜•οΈ
  10. β€’
    Must lie down πŸ›Œ
  11. β€’
    Drugs πŸ’‰πŸ’Š
    Should I take Tylenol, Advil, or triptans? Why do they make this shit child proof? Don't the manufacturers know I'm in no state to deal with their infernal packaging? Not cool.
  12. β€’
    Nothing is working.
  13. β€’
    Must vomit 🚽
  14. β€’
    Vomited the meds. Need more. πŸ’ŠπŸ’ŠπŸ’Š
    But which?
  15. β€’
    Pain worse. OWWW! How could it get worse????
  16. β€’
    Who put this vice on my head? Why are they squeezing so hard? Are they trying to extract my brains? πŸ—œ
  17. β€’
    There is no vice. Maybe I need a vice. Then I could smash out the pain. πŸ”©
  18. β€’
    Where is a sledgehammer? πŸ”¨
  19. β€’
    I would give anything for an ice pick. ⛏
  20. β€’
    Why do I not possess ANY deadly weapons? πŸ”«
  21. β€’
    Sword? πŸ—‘
  22. β€’
    A Knife! πŸ”ͺ Could I knife the evil out?
  23. β€’
    I want to pull out ALL my hair. From the roots. Maybe that would fix this. πŸ’‡
  24. β€’
    Does anyone perform lobotomies anymore?
  25. β€’
    How about electroshock therapy? Would that work? πŸ’₯⚑️
  26. β€’
    Why does the devil hate me so? πŸ‘Ί
  27. β€’
    Hate. My. Life. πŸ’£
    I hate everyone and everything.
  28. β€’
    I would do anything to not be feeling this right now.
    Literally ANYthing.
  29. β€’
    If there was a red button next to me, one that I could push to extinguish my life, I would push it in a heartbeat. πŸ•ΉπŸš¨πŸ“ŒπŸ“
  30. β€’
    I don't want to exist if I have to feel like this.
  31. β€’
    I. Want. To. Die. ☠
  32. β€’
    πŸ”Ό MIGRAINE FEELS LIKE THIS πŸ”Ό
  33. β€’
    Migraines suck. πŸ’© Triptans are a godsend. Can't imagine a time before 1993, when things like Immetrix and Maxalt became available. Easy to see why people were branded witches or called hysterics. Migraine episodes are THAT violent and horrible.
  34. β€’
    Don't recommend going to ER if uninsured. Bill for MRI, IV fluids, and pain meds the one time I did? Over $30k. Just recently paid that mofo off.
  35. β€’
    Coming soon to a list near you: Things to love about the American medical system!