They are fucking obscure. Why not.
  1. Joaquin Rafael Phoenix, formally Leaf Phoenix.
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  2. River Jude Phoenix. Yah he was famous and was the coolest. #RIP
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  3. Liberty Mariposa Phoenix. Snooze.
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  4. Summer Joy Phoenix. She is married to Casey Affleck, the lesser famous of the Affleck brothers.
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  5. Rain Joan of Arc Phoenix. Her middle name is Joan of Arc, she is clearly the coolest/baddest of this lame bunch.
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  6. Jodean Bottom. She is their half sister. Know one cares.
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