JOAQUIN PHOENIX'S SIBLINGS
They are fucking obscure. Why not.
- •Joaquin Rafael Phoenix, formally Leaf Phoenix.
- •River Jude Phoenix. Yah he was famous and was the coolest. #RIP
- •Liberty Mariposa Phoenix. Snooze.
- •Summer Joy Phoenix. She is married to Casey Affleck, the lesser famous of the Affleck brothers.
- •Rain Joan of Arc Phoenix. Her middle name is Joan of Arc, she is clearly the coolest/baddest of this lame bunch.
- •Jodean Bottom. She is their half sister. Know one cares.