They are fucking obscure. Why not.
  1. Joaquin Rafael Phoenix, formally Leaf Phoenix.
  2. River Jude Phoenix. Yah he was famous and was the coolest. #RIP
  3. Liberty Mariposa Phoenix. Snooze.
  4. Summer Joy Phoenix. She is married to Casey Affleck, the lesser famous of the Affleck brothers.
  5. Rain Joan of Arc Phoenix. Her middle name is Joan of Arc, she is clearly the coolest/baddest of this lame bunch.
  6. Jodean Bottom. She is their half sister. Know one cares.