WHAT TO DO IN A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE

You never can be too prepared.
  1. Grab blunt or sharp instruments.
  2. Plug and fill all sinks and tubs. This is drinking water.
  3. Join the Rictaorship.
  4. Gather ammo and weapons - Learn to shoot
  5. Stock up on food and supplies - stuff car full
  6. Drive to unpopulated area
  7. Make friends - but do so very slowly
  8. Practice sleeping in shifts