THINGS I DID TODAY

Nothing
  1. Woke up
  2. Set a timer for 20 minutes then went back to sleep
  3. Turned off timer after 20 minutes,
  4. Closed my eyes for 5 more minutes
  5. Woke up half an hour later
  6. Went to work later than planned
  7. Got stabbed in the toe by this little rascal