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  1. You'll always be the guy who's just not that into me.
  2. When I think about you I won't touch myself.
  3. I loved (the idea of) you.
  4. It's you, not me.
  5. I'm sorry, the number I've reached was: unavailable.
  6. Some lovers are content with longing. Not me.
  7. Eeny, Meany, Miny, Mo, catch a tiger by its toe, if he hollers make him pay $50 every day, my mom said to pick the very best one and you are NOT it!