Things I Will Never Do:

  1. The splits.
  2. Climb Mt. Everest.
  3. Eat balut.
  4. Marry for money.
  5. Give birth.
  6. Botox.
  7. Run a marathon.
  8. Conscious polyamory.
  9. Buy fake tits, lips, or ass.
  10. So, basically, be either the rockstar or the supermodel in a rockstar / supermodel power couple.