What No Woman Wants to Hear on a First Date

  1. I love you
  2. I don't have a car
  3. I want to be your boyfriend
  4. I don't have a job
  5. You are so beautiful, all of you, your eyes, smile, lips, nose, hair, hands, fingernails...
  6. I didn't bring any money
  7. I want to see you every day
  8. You're perfect, do you like me?
  9. I didn't bring a jacket, but I own one
  10. I really love you, like I feel it warm in my heart
  11. Let's do everything together
  12. I never want to see you leave
  13. I want to make love to you, tonight
  14. I'll call & text you all the time unless you tell me to stop
  15. I hope you're my girlfriend now