Why Prison Sounds More Appealing Than Motherhood:

  1. Can read all day.
  2. Get to workout.
  3. Get to hangout with the girls.
  4. Someone else cooks all your meals.
  5. 8 hours of sleep.
  6. Mandatory time outdoors.
  7. Free therapy.
  8. Free Law Degree.
  9. Visitors have to leave after an hour.