HOW TO GREET A BOUNCER

  1. "Sup"
  2. "Sup bro"
  3. *Upward head nod*
  4. "Hey there, palooka"
  5. *Silently present ID while looking at ground*
  6. *Get down on one knee like you're proposing, but in the ring box is your passport*
  7. "You ever play football? You look like you played football"
  8. "Do you even know who I am???"
  9. "Sir I didn't mean it"
  10. "Sir please"
  11. *Indistinguishable punching sounds*