WORK TERMINOLOGY, DECODED

  1. "Streamline"
    Finish your shit, fast.
  2. "Multi-task"
    Finish your shit while doing some other shit.
  3. "Let's Interface"
    I'm gonna try to sell you this shit.
  4. "Leverage"
    We're gonna sell this shit to some other people.
  5. "GoToMeeting"
    Watch this shit not work for ten minutes.
  6. "Complex problems"
    You can make a pie chart with this shit.
  7. "Synergy"
    This is some shit I heard someone say once.
  8. "Here's the thing..."
    Fuck you.