HOW TO ALIENATE YOUR DRUG DEALERS

Willing to pay extra for a pleasant experience
  1. 1.
    You hook up with them
    It won't get you cheaper drugs but it will get you sex and if you're up for it, "free dabs".
  2. 2.
    You tell them that the weed they sold you was "all stems"
    This is the guy who gave your best friend chlamydia, is a member of a gang, and calls himself Young Liam.
  3. 3.
    You reject their invitation to your hot yoga class
    The drug dealer who has a lazy eye and texted messaged you wondering if they could join you in hot yoga on Sunday.
  4. 4.
    An "lol" is dropped over text by the owner of a door to door weed service
    You text the guy who sends drivers with weed to you for $60 and tell him you weren't going to be home when they arrived.