HOW TO ALIENATE YOUR DRUG DEALERS
Willing to pay extra for a pleasant experience
- 1.You hook up with themIt won't get you cheaper drugs but it will get you sex and if you're up for it, "free dabs".
- 2.You tell them that the weed they sold you was "all stems"This is the guy who gave your best friend chlamydia, is a member of a gang, and calls himself Young Liam.
- 3.You reject their invitation to your hot yoga classThe drug dealer who has a lazy eye and texted messaged you wondering if they could join you in hot yoga on Sunday.
- 4.An "lol" is dropped over text by the owner of a door to door weed serviceYou text the guy who sends drivers with weed to you for $60 and tell him you weren't going to be home when they arrived.