THINGS I'VE GOTTEN FROM GUYS
Oh, spending all your money on me and spending time on me
- 1.CunnilingusNever hook up with a man who is threatened by the puss
- 2.Suicide threatYou haven't truly lived until you've received a suicide threat 48 seconds after a guy finishes
- 3.HPVJoke: What did type 6,11,16, and 18 say to the other 100+ types of HPV? "At least we have our celebrity"
- 4.PerspectiveI went on a date with a man who used to be a homeless teen; I was so grateful for my MacBook Pro that night