fda i got you
  1. they are coated in sugar
    meanwhile avocados are coated in peel. undigestible peel
  2. they don't go well with hot sauce
    avocados do which makes me eat another and another
  3. they don't require slicing
    avocados do and cutting a thumb off is unhealthy
  4. they are eaten in bowls
    bowls are all the rage in health circles? instead of kale tempeh bowl try flake soy milk bowl
  5. they are orange like an healthy orange
    avocados are light green like unhealthy iceberg lettuce. the skin is dark green like kale which is bad for mental health
  6. my momma done said so
    she doesn't know what an avocado is