the thing is a SCOBY that thing used to brew kombucha
  1. it says call this number but
    i hate calling can i just text
  2. uh oh his name is Nick
    like Old Room...does he have a dog
  3. let me google image search the pic to make sure it's original
    actually a legitimate and helpful thought/tip!
  4. what if he poisons me
    at least i have health insurance
  5. oh the address is in a respectable part of town
    hopefully it is/is near his actual home address
  6. was fine