EMBARRASSING STORY #1

This is gonna be on an ongoing series. Relatively inspired by @rachel9
  1. We threw a house party back in September
  2. It was fuckin lit
  3. Hella heads were there
  4. There was this cute ass girl that I was interested in
  5. Fast fuckin forward
  6. It's like 1am, the house is packed and the bathroom is in use
  7. Ya boy thinks it's a good idea to pee outside, somehow, I peed on my shorts a lil bit
  8. Had to go back inside all fuckin James Bond smooth-like and change
  9. At the time though no one noticed, now, someone must've, there was hella heads there(see above bullet)
  10. In the end, I changed, talked it up with cute girl and it was a chill night
  11. The end.