MY AREAS OF EXPERTISE
- •Finding shitLike my wallet, my phone, keys, etc.
- •Losing shitLike my wallet, my phone, keys, etc.
- •Coming up with fake facts just to prove a pointPeople usually believe me, it's great. Until they Google it.
- •Untangling headphonesI don't mean to gloat or anything, but damn I'm good.
- •Getting my hair stuck in the hairdryerI always put it too close to my hair, thinking that it will make it dry faster, and out of nowhere, supported by no logic whatsoever, it's like the machine sucks my hair in.
- •DebatingEspecially when discussing something I'm very passionate about, example gender equality. I've started to enjoy when people contradict my opinions just so I can burn their asses with rock-hard arguments.
- •Looking like sex on a stickIt's all in the hips.