THE STAGES OF MY CAT (WITH PICS)

  1. 1.
    "Does this angle make me look furry?"
  2. 2.
    "Cause I just don't care"
  3. 3.
    "Please remove this remarkably unflattering homo sapien off me"
  4. 4.
    "Yah, right there"
  5. 5.
    "Insane pole-dancing skills in 3, 2, 1"
  6. 6.
    "And that's when I found out, shape-changing? Not my thing"
  7. 7.
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  8. 8.
    "I'm what makes this a worm home"
  9. 9.
    "MOTHER%&*# YOU EARTHLING GIVE ME FOOD OR ELSE I'LL %&$#?@! $&"@ WHILE I $&@$**^%# AND %++%€¥++%*+#"
  10. 10.
    "Yes please, Sheba Chicken in sauce is fine"
  11. 11.
    "Excuse me while I try to take as much elbowroom possible"
  12. 12.
    Regardless her acute mood-swings, she is the best