WONDROUS THOUGHTS I OFTEN HAVE
Please provide answers if possible
- •Why do we press harder on the buttons on the remote control when the battery is flat?
- •Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
- •Why would you believe me when I tell you there are 100 billion stars in the universe, but you have to check when I say the paint is wet?
- •What's the speed of darkness?
- •If the temperature is 0 today, and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, what will the temperature be?
- •Why do people pay to go on top of tall buildings, and then put money into binoculars to look at things on the ground?
- •Why did it seem like a good idea to eat something that came out of a chickens bum?
- •Why is Goofy erect, and Pluto on all four?They're both dogs?!
- •If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?Have fun with that one.