Thoughts In An Elevator

Hate riding the elevator with others? Me too.
  1. DOOR CLOSE, DOOR CLOSE!!! {frantically pushing button} the annoying intern who talks too much trails behind you
  2. Are there cameras in this thing? you quickly pick your nose
  3. I hope this doesn't stop on any other floor. you let out a big nasty out of your ass
  4. What would happen if I press the emergency button?
    ...cause big red buttons are always fun
  5. If I got stuck in here, where would I pee?
    ...cause going #1 is always a thing