DOUCHIEST BUMPERSTICKERS

A Bumperstickers is a great way for drivers to express their individuality and values. However, 99% of the time they make you look like a tool. This list (in no particular order) will hopefully help you identify if you are in fact, a douche bag.
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    COEXIST: while the general idea of this sticker is positive and not douchey, this sticker serves as a breeding ground for other political bumper stickers that will eventually cover the entire back of your vehicle.
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    Vintage Vinyl Sticker: needing the world to know you're too good for iTunes and other mainstream music distributors makes you a douche.
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    2016 political sticker: The 2 candidates aren't even official but you still see people with trump and Bernee Bumperstickers. If you feel so strongly about someone who may not even run for president you probably are close minded and not fun at parties. Pretty douchey accusation of me, but I'm not the one with a "feel the bern" sticker on my Prius
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    Tailgating sticker: it's annoying when people drive to close to you, but if it bothers you so much that you need to go out and buy a sticker and tell every person driving behind you to back up, please reevaluate your life choices. Also I'm sure people tailgate you just because you have this sticker.
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    Buck Mark sticker: $20 you drive a black lifted truck. Not only do you need a big ass truck to show you're a man, but you need people to know you shoot guns and if they mess with you, you ain't afraid to take matters in to your own hands
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    Proud of my scout sticker: while I feel bad for putting this and maybe it isn't douchey, but the only thing o remember about cub scouts was pinewood derby, camping and selling outrageously expensive popcorn. Not something to be proud of.
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    Family sticker: found only on the back of mini vans, you're probably the person at work that only talks about there kids.
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    Marathon sticker: if you can run so far, why waste money on gas? Also the 0.0 sticker isn't funny.
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    Joy FM sticker: driving 20 miles per hour under the speed limit isn't safe: it's douchey.
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    Douche