1. Watch tv in the shower
    Nothing I do in there requires my full attention so why not catch up on my shows
  2. Invent a new dating app that allows you to message the cute friends in the pictures of match you're not interested in
    So many cute Indian best friends that I'll never meet!
  3. Catch the last bus
    Instead I'm in line at Wendy's
  4. Brush my teeth in bed
    Actually sometimes I'm so tired I do do this
  5. Find someone who doesn't care about spoilers
    I feel like this person is probably my soulmate