THINGS I DON'T GET ABOUT MIAMI

  1. Street closures
    I went over memorial day weekend, which is apparently urban fest aka the weekend when a lot of rappers come to town. This means that the police must stand around everywhere for no reason all day long?
  2. The food
    Pretty much every meal I ate was not great. Like if I pay $$$$ give me something edible
  3. Hotel concierges
    Why are all the male concierges forced to wear the same grey Bermuda short suit
  4. Culture
    As in there's nothing to do besides club. Like no I hate that shit
  5. Street closures
    Bec why? On a holiday weekend no less