THINGS I DON'T GET ABOUT MIAMI
- •Street closuresI went over memorial day weekend, which is apparently urban fest aka the weekend when a lot of rappers come to town. This means that the police must stand around everywhere for no reason all day long?
- •The foodPretty much every meal I ate was not great. Like if I pay $$$$ give me something edible
- •Hotel conciergesWhy are all the male concierges forced to wear the same grey Bermuda short suit
- •CultureAs in there's nothing to do besides club. Like no I hate that shit
- •Street closuresBec why? On a holiday weekend no less