THINGS YOU CAN EXPECT IF WE ARE FRIENDS

  1. 1.
    That I will constantly ask you to go to happy hour with me
    Honestly think this is a strength of mine
  2. 2.
    That I will spend a lot time driving you places/helping you move
    Throw a bitch some $$$ for tolls
  3. 3.
    If I help you move, you must compensate me with lunch
    Otherwise I will complain about you to our other friends
  4. 4.
    I will tag you in the worst Instagram memes
    See attached image
  5. 5.
    When you ask me how it's going with "that guy" expect that there's probably a different guy already
    Online dating is tough guys
  6. 6.
    I will become friends with your boyfriend
    It will be easy or very hard but I'll still do it. This is an underrated virtue guys!
  7. 7.
    You have a standing invitation to all holidays at my house
    If I invite you to one, you're invited to them all