THINGS YOU CAN EXPECT IF WE ARE FRIENDS
- 1.That I will constantly ask you to go to happy hour with meHonestly think this is a strength of mine
- 2.That I will spend a lot time driving you places/helping you moveThrow a bitch some $$$ for tolls
- 3.If I help you move, you must compensate me with lunchOtherwise I will complain about you to our other friends
- 4.I will tag you in the worst Instagram memesSee attached image
- 5.When you ask me how it's going with "that guy" expect that there's probably a different guy alreadyOnline dating is tough guys
- 6.I will become friends with your boyfriendIt will be easy or very hard but I'll still do it. This is an underrated virtue guys!
- 7.You have a standing invitation to all holidays at my houseIf I invite you to one, you're invited to them all