WEIRD THINGS THAT HAPPENED TO ME WHEN I BECAME SINGLE

  1. 1.
    Stop buying fancy underwear
  2. 2.
    Stop going to the movies
  3. 3.
    Spend a lot of time cuddling with strangers in taxis
  4. 4.
    Get invited to go to six flags with your uber driver
  5. 5.
    Spend a lot more time in Queens
  6. 6.
    Lose a lot of weight quickly, then gain it back slowly, then lose it again
  7. 7.
    Emoji use has hit an all time high πŸ’―πŸ’πŸΎπŸŽ‰πŸ“·