1. Stop buying fancy underwear
  2. Stop going to the movies
  3. Spend a lot of time cuddling with strangers in taxis
  4. Get invited to go to six flags with your uber driver
  5. Spend a lot more time in Queens
  6. Lose a lot of weight quickly, then gain it back slowly, then lose it again
  7. Emoji use has hit an all time high 💯💁🏾🎉📷