REASONS WHY MY CACTI KEEP DYING
RIP little angels.
- •They want to waste my money.
- •They packed their bags and said "I'm out of here. Your life is too pathetic for me."
- •They did not get watered enough?
- •They got watered too much?
- •They watched Donnie Darko and realized, they too were the living receivers and must save the world from a black hole, caused by a Tangent Universe.