MORNING RITUAL

Monday thru Friday
  1. Hit snooze on the Sleep Cycle App 4 times.
  2. Get up.
  3. Disarm the house alarm.
    Why, I don't know. I don't actually leave the house for 45 minutes...
  4. Walk in the kitchen and brew Intelligentsia Coffee.
    Unless fresh market had some other incredible coffee on sale, in which case I brew that.
  5. Poop
    Sorry. It's true. You want the truth? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!
  6. Shower and get dressed
  7. Kiss kids and wife.
  8. Drive 1.5 hours to work...