OLD PEOPLE ACTIVITIES I'M NOT SURE I'LL EVER WILLINGLY TRY
- •Shuffle board.
- •Getting shitfaced at 9am at the VFW, FOE, Moose, or any other lodge.
- •Driving while, although probably undiagnosed, legally blind
- •Eating beef liver. So gross.
- •Taking an iPhone "how-to" class at the Apple Store.
- •Constantly popping in my pants
- •Constantly popping in my diaper.