5 Photos on My Phone, Chosen at Random

  1. have you been to Dead Horse Bay? it is a cool place to find horse bones and super horny horseshoe crabs. this is a regular crab. I touched its belly with a stick and it clenched up like the alien in ALIEN.
  2. this is from the Kehinde Wiley exhibit at the Brooklyn Museum. It is a little blurry. Remember when the village voice wrote that homophobic piece about him??? Lol good times
  3. I send this Alison Bechdel comic to my friend because this hairdresser looks just like her boyfriend
  4. this is my 13 year old brother pretending to get wasted at xmas
  5. this is me testing out a dramatic hat in a bathroom and I'm sorry