Questions I Have for the Man Wearing a "Large Animal Rescue" Shirt

I don't have a pic because I was too captivated :/
  1. Do you rescue bears?
  2. Do you rescue large aquatic animals?
  3. Do you rescue non-mammals?
  4. Do you rescue horses?
  5. Why didn't you save Artax from the Swamps of Sadness??
  6. Do you need an intern?????