The Friends Cast in Ascending Order of How Happy I Imagine They'd Be if Married to David Arquette

Something I'm recently passionate about is The Great American Sitcom, Friends and something that fascinates me is the appeal of David Arquette.
  1. 6 - Jennifer Aniston
    Completely miserable.
  2. 5 - Courteney Cox
    Happy enough to be married for a while. Ultimately sort of unhappy.
  3. 4 - Lisa Kudrow
    Not very happy, but the happiest out of the female cast members.
  4. 3 - David Schwimmer
    Not unhappy but never truly happy.
  5. 2 - Matt Le Blanc
    Happy.
  6. 1 - Matthew Perry
    Really happy.