Things My Family Said That Made Me Remember I Had to Go to the Bathroom During a Recent Reunion
I went to a family reunion near Baltimore recently. It was stressful but I found that embracing my flight response helped me keep my cool! I saw a lot of the bathroom.
- •"Oh wow." [hit "like" on pic of fetus @ 12 weeks]Don't let your aunt show you anything on her facebook, even if she starts out with cute dog pics.
- •"After the riots I tried to join the B-more police department."No dude, please just open the barber shop you keep talking about.
- •"Obama"Get out of there.
- •"I don't remember if it was Hodgkins or non-Hodgkins, but --"This lady ONLY talks to me about sick, dying, or dead people she loves and how she can't wait to see them in heaven and it really bums me out.
- •"These people -"Oh.
- •[hysterically laugjing] "David looks like a Muslim there!"David has a beard.