Best Advice I've Ever Received
I'm ill advised is an anagram of my name so hold on tight here...
- •NO DON'T TOUCH THAT!Yup...that hurt/is broken now thanks to me.
- •You should get that looked at.Damn straight!
- •I wouldn't do that if I were you.Usually sage advice.
- •You are going to regret that later!Almost always true...almost.
- •You need to be quieter than a mouse peeing on cotton.Oddly amusing visual
- •You shouldn't be smoking while the Hindenburg is landing Dave!Oh the humanity.