Best Advice I've Ever Received

I'm ill advised is an anagram of my name so hold on tight here...
  1. NO DON'T TOUCH THAT!
    Yup...that hurt/is broken now thanks to me.
  2. You should get that looked at.
    Damn straight!
  3. I wouldn't do that if I were you.
    Usually sage advice.
  4. You are going to regret that later!
    Almost always true...almost.
  5. You need to be quieter than a mouse peeing on cotton.
    Oddly amusing visual
  6. You shouldn't be smoking while the Hindenburg is landing Dave!
    Oh the humanity.