The Proper Order

Grocery Shopping
  1. Never go to the grocery store hungry
  2. Make a budget and stick to it
  3. Make a strict list of what you ACTUALLY NEED!
  4. Abandon all hope ye who enter
  5. Forget half the stuff you had on your list
  6. Eat a dinner of candy, potato chips and pizza.
  7. Realize that the budget and list that you wrote were just a huge lie you concocted to make you feel responsible
  8. Rinse, repeat