REAL TEXTS I'VE SENT

inspired by @leilaregister
  1. "I'm looking up pictures of the US women's soccer players kissing their spouses"
  2. "It feels like I have earned under $3,000 my whole damn life"
  3. "She kinda freaks me out. What's her story"
  4. "And I'm wearing tights"
  5. "Who is that baby!!!"