THINGS SAID AT A NATIONAL SORORITY CONVENTION

  1. "You know when you want to send a smiley face emoji but you accidentally send a winky face and it gets weird? Yea"
  2. "Why would you ever make a Instagram caption about anal probing?! Cmon girls!!"
  3. The words "sisters" and "bond" in excess
  4. "Yeah we really love our pin, but then we saw that the Auburn girls totally copied our pin and we don't want to share it with them. Anyone but them."
  5. "Date nights" "date functions"