🌩SPECIAL RELATIONSHIP ADVISORY

WARNING 🌪
  1. SPECIAL RELATIONSHIP STATEMENT DIVORCEHORSE CENTRAL, ANY TOWN USA 9:30 PM CDT TUE JUL 26 2016 0215-911-00-69-1111
  2. ANYTOWN YOUR HOME USA ...SIGNIFICANT MARITAL STRIFE OBSERVED BY COUNSELED DIVORCE SPOTTER...
  3. AT 9:00 PM CDT... DIVORCE RADAR WAS TRACKING NUMEROUS WARNING SIGNS INDICATING POTENTIAL MARITAL DOOM. THE STRONGEST SIGN WAS A SIGNIFICANT LACK OF RESPECT FOR THE MARRIAGE
  4. TRAINED SPOTTERS HAVE NOTED NAME CALLING, DRINKING, AND PHILANDERING. DOUCHEBAG BEHAVIOR AND SOCIAL MEDIA BLASTING HAVE ALSO BEEN OBSERVED WITH THIS STRIFE. LOCATIONS AND INDIVIDUALS IMPACTED BY THIS MARRIAGE INCLUDE... YOUR HOME... THE LOCAL BAR... YOUR COLTS...YOUR JOB...YOUR COLTS SCHOOL...
  5. YOUR SELF RESPECT... YOUR RELATIONSHIPS WITH FRIENDS AND FAMILY... MILE MARKER 69... YOU... YOUR SELF WORTH.
  6. PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS... SEEK COUNSELING AND SAFE SHELTER WITH TRUSTED FAMILY AND FRIENDS.. && LAT...LON... 2351 6666 3020 2515 TIME...MOT...LOC...77983 6666 0000