When Men Look In The Mirror

  1. I'm such a stud
  2. I've got the same body I had in College
  3. I am going to lose a few pounds by next week so I'm going to buy these pants that are just a bit snug
  4. Tucking in this sweater makes me look thinner
  5. If I cinch up my belt and pull my pants up high, no one will notice my beer belly.
  6. What 21 year old gal could resist all of this?!
  7. No one will notice that my pants are too short if I wear white socks
  8. No one will notice if I wear black socks with my sandals
  9. I'm such a stud...
  10. I should take a naked selfie and send it to that girl I just met, how could she resist all of this?