1. I don't need a therapist
  2. I may need a therapist
  3. I actually really need a therapist
  4. What am I going to talk to my therapist about
  5. Maybe I'll talk about how I do not feel like I am a well-adjusted person
  6. And maybe I will illustrate that by explaining that every day this summer I ate fried potatoes and bacon for breakfast and never anything else
  7. And these days I eat mozzarella sticks at least three times a week
  8. Maybe I'll also talk about other things
  9. Like how I dream about my teeth falling out
  10. I don't really need a therapist
  11. I just need mozzarella sticks
  12. And that's probably why I need a therapist
  13. Also anxiety