1. you wished for a million dollars?
    i give you only 10 bucks. didnt they tell you im an ironic son of a bitch?
  2. you wished for a mansion?
    i give you 10 bucks. ahhhahahha. its not what you were expecting AT ALL
  3. you wished for a better husband or wife?
    i give you 10 bucks. SURPRISE!!! Not all genies are as frank as you were expecting.
  4. you wished for 10 bucks?
    oh you think you're clever huh? Surely you'll get what you asked for in this scenario right? NOPE. 10 bucks, but theyre the british kind!
  5. you asked for infinite wishes?
    ok sure you can have that