How My Life Would Be Different If My Last Name Was Really 'Air Conditioner'

Inspired by @bsizzle33
  1. i would be the best person
  2. free air conditioners for life
  3. i wouldnt even look at the price tags when i go shopping, you know what im freaking talking about???
  4. never hot
    because of all the air conditioners
  5. i would only snowboard, never ski
    snowboarding is way cooler
  6. im a genie now
  7. live inside a fucking lamp n shit