1. has 2 legs
  2. says "good morning, chief"
  3. gives me some skin (AKA a high five)
  4. glares suspiciously at me & says "havent seen you round these parts in a while"
  5. a nose is there
  6. has a glint in his eye
    no its not an actual glint, he got a tattoo of the word glint on the eyeball