jerry seinfeld's secrets

whoa, just lifted the lid off a huge box of jerry seinfeld's secrets here they are
  1. the deal with butter is that makes things taste better sometimes
  2. the deal with cars is that they can get you places faster
  3. the deal with police horses is that they make the cops look bigger & cooler
  4. the deal with blueberries is that they have antioxidants
  5. the deal with cell phones is that they can help you talk to friends or family
  6. the deal with beaches is that theyre a fun place to hang out on a hot summer dag
  7. the deal with soccer is that its a great sport to watch or play
  8. the deal with belts is that they can help you avoid a wardrobe malfunction