new swears (pt. 1)

just a heads up, these words will get you in trouble starting tomorrow morning
  1. shucks
  2. darn
  3. gosh
  4. *humph*
    (saying it while crossing arms and frowning)
  5. freaky
  6. stilts
  7. sex
  8. stilts sex
  9. [low grunting]
  10. pbbbbt
    (fart sound)
  11. fart sound
  12. bitch
  13. chauffer
  14. hump day
  15. bladder
  16. pee stream
  17. pee river
  18. pee lake
  19. shiitake mushroom
  20. fuckake mushroom
  21. asskake mushroom
  22. crapple
    (crap apple)
  23. fender chodes