new URL suffixes!

we're all familiar with .com and .org and some of us have even had the pleasure of knowing .net, but what follows is an entirely new line of URL suffixes
  1. .gump
    to be used for any forrest gump or bubba gump shrimp co. restaurant related websites
  2. wait a second
  3. where are the rest of the new URL suffixes???
  4. oh god this is extremely awkward....
  5. it looks like the suffix department spent the entire year working on .gump and ran out of time to do any others.
  6. sorry we let you down 😔