wanted me to make some
  1. convince my son that he wont go bald
  2. demonstrate my sons bald-free future with a powerpoint
  3. introduce my son to a bald guy and say "look at him Charles, you wont look a thing like him!"
  4. buy my son a bowling ball, but not one of those hairless ones that bald people use
  5. take my son to go see his safety deposit box at the bank
    its full of emergency hair, just incase