new years resolutions
li.st wanted me to make some
- •convince my son that he wont go bald
- •demonstrate my sons bald-free future with a powerpoint
- •introduce my son to a bald guy and say "look at him Charles, you wont look a thing like him!"
- •buy my son a bowling ball, but not one of those hairless ones that bald people use
- •take my son to go see his safety deposit box at the bankits full of emergency hair, just incase