please stop calling it "shoulder length hair"

as you all know, i dont have shoulders, so the phrase "shoulder length hair" is extremely offensive to me. here are some alternatives you can use. thanks in advance.
  1. spaghetti head
    my hair is approximately the length of a piece of spaghetti, so thats fine with me.
  2. spagheadi
    just fun take on the last one
  3. bicep length hair
    yes, i do have biceps. its totally cool if you refer to it that way
  4. beautiful
    feel free to call it that
  5. just-long-enough-for-braiding
    go ahead, i wont stop you
  6. 12 inch strand medley
    accurate & appreciated
  7. collar bone length hair
    ABSOLUTELY NOT— I dont have collar bones either.
  8. hair